that awful nasty Aunt Flo has rudely barged her way through my front door, interrupting a most delightful 20 month reprieve.
and not only that but bringing her doubly unwelcome brother, (in my head he's a bitter bachelor who wears musty woollens and has very bad dental hygiene), Mr. Migraine.
except he visits twice a month (usually at 4am!!) - once with his spinster sister, Flo and then again in between just to check on me.
leaves me feeling smashed when i wake up...and seriously considering the only cure i know: pregnancy.