.... a baby hog.
well, only with my own babies. mostly.
seriously, i'm really reluctant to share my babies. with anyone! and not because i'm freakish about germs or anything...i just enjoy their warm little sweet-smelling bodies close to me so much that i can't bear to share! and if, by some unusual occurance, i do share the baby, i have a fantastic range of excuses to get them back - from "oh, time for a nappy change!" (even if i've only just changed him) to "oh, feed time!" (even if i've just fed him) to "oh, sleep time!" (even if i've just walked out of his bedroom from picking up from a nap)
i know, i know, i'm so mean, selfish, etc
too bad...he's my last :)
(oh and then there's my pet-peeve...which is having my babies be returned smelling like they've been baptised in the perfume section at the local department store. ack!)